DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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