yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The Olympian is in my bed
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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