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smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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