I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door