I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Success! We fucked roommates!