Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
we should paint friendship bongs
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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