don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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