We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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