Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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