I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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