i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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