I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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