I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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