like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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