There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
third nipple confirmed
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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