belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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