Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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