We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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