Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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