..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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