Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
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I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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