And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
