Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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