I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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