absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
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So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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