Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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