Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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