whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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