yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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