South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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