its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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