Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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