I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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