Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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