wanna go halves on a baby?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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