he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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