my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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