I just made out with a guy for $7.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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