i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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