apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
