Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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