Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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