I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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