Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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