I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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