I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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