Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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