I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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