it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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