girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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