Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I think im going to throw up on grandma
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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