To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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