im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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You were trust falling into bushes
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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